I'm color-blind and tone-deaf

Continuing the theme of hate, I'd like to point out that I'm a strong supporter of intensely negative feelings and have been since my miserable childhood which was worse than yours. Being a comedian, I find really bad shit is the only truly funny goldmine.
Stuff that's not quite ideal, things that could be better, these moments and situations just don't pack the emotional punch of say, a genocide, or an outbreak of The Black Death. Why am I pointing out the obvious? Because I don't know what I'm thinking, and I
hope that if I keep typing I'll stumble across a clue. I like clues.

Since the dawn of time, man has struggled with inner demons and outer big animals with fangs and a hunger for man-flesh. These experiences have made their mark on our DNA and that's why we're surrounded to this day by fucking idiots who are scared of shit that will never happen. I'm not one to stand in judgement of these people because I get those feelings too, but for some reason I feel superior, so too bad fuckers!

Those of us who are faintly aware of life outside of being scared and covered in shit have a reponsibility to tell people they're behaving lick assholes. It's quite the burden, but the alternative is being one of the little people. Eeeuuuww! Fuck that, I like it up here on my high horse.

Here's a video demonstrating my superior intellect and sense of entitlement: